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Most folks who come to my readings have become familiar with my novels only recently. I’m guessing that hardcore fans, if they show up, don’t
always let you know of their presence. Why do I say that? Wouldn’t they want to make themselves known? I’m not sure.
Based on reader reviews of my earlier books, some folks who like my work also question my sanity. That’s in addition, of course, to the readers who don’t question it all because they think I’m a psychopath and warn other readers to turn around and run the other way if they ever meet me. I’m not kidding; you can see these kinds of comments on the Amazon pages.
But this doesn’t bother me because I figure that I’m doing my job well if readers simply cannot distinguish between the author and his work.
Then there are the hardcore fans who do seek you out. A young woman came up to me at a reading the other night holding a copy of PRIMITIVE and a dog-eared advance review copy of THE BONE PARADE. At a glance, I knew that the latter had been read many times. If further confirmation were needed, it came when she told me that she adored BP and had, indeed, read it over and over.
Her name was Caitlin, and she said she’d started reading me at fifteen. After BP, she’d gone back to HUSH, read that, and then read SEARCH ANGEL when it came out.
“I’ve been waiting years for you to come back here so I could get you to sign this.” She held out the weathered copy of BP and the unwrinkled trade paperback of PRIMITIVE. I was so pleased to inscribe both books for her, and only gently surprised when her mother took a photograph of her daughter standing next to me. It was a cozy reminder that readers’ passions are very important to us. Now here’s what I truly love: Even as I write these words, with my wife driving down an interstate to Portland, Oregon, my eleven year old daughter is in the seat right behind me saying ”Oh God, Oh God, he’s such an evil bastard.” No, she’s not talking about me, but about a character in the audio book that she’s listening to.
I strongly suspect that my daughter may one day approach the author of a book that sparked her emotions, and say something like “I’ve been waiting years for you to come back here so I can have you sign this book.”
Or perhaps she’ll be an author herself. She’s already started writing
two novels. One of these days she may finish one of them. Or both.
Or maybe those chapters will be like the novel I started writing at age eight. I never finished it but it was definitely a starting point.
lois greiman
elf defense, I’ve decided to believe there are many different kinds of intelligence. Some kinds we just haven’t figured out yet. Like mine, for instance. Perhaps my brain is so deep, so out of this world ammmazing, that it doesn’t have time to figure out directions. It’s busy doing other, more important things. Yep, I say as I circle the parking lot one more time, that’s probably it.
What I Learned from Scarlett O'Hara and Thelma and Louise
myself. ;-) I spotted places that my younger self hadn't, moments when if either of them had spoken their hearts, they could have had the romance I always wanted for them. But the older, wiser me saw that when each felt vulnerable, he or she retreated into their chosen roles from the first--Scarlett kept being a blind fool over Ashley and Rhett was afraid to risk his heart (not that I blame him.)
The other day I had a epiphany. Okay, not so much an epiphany as a thought. It barely even hurt. We're built differently, women and men. Probably intentionally. And not just in the plumbing department.Is is any wonder we make men crazy?
But it struck me, as my mind circled and meandered and multi-tasked, that to have a balanced and functional society, we need both. The compartmentalizers and the multitaskers, the linear and the circular, the dissectors and the synergizers. We balance each other and contribute wonderful, necessary differences to the common dialogue and the common flow of events.
It's not a matter of either/or. It's a matter of both/and. Both are vital to our survival as individuals and as a species. So why do we spend so much time bemoaning the differences instead of celebrating them?
I don't know about you, but there are times that I'm tickled pink to hand over a task and stay out of the way until "Mr. Linear" thinks it through and gets it done. Like taxes. And pluming repairs. And computer problems. I go homicidal after 30 minutes on hold with tech support. Fortunately, the Pool Boy has patience out the wazoo for such things. Don't know how he does it. Don't want to know. I'm just grateful beyond belief that he does it!
So what's your favorite difference? What do you appreciate about the males of the species that is unique to them? Aside from the OBVIOUS anatomical stuff, of course. What is the "difference" that makes you say VIVA!
And if you can't think of anything to apprecicate. . . how about your favorite annoyance. Like "Mr. Spontaneous" in the picture above. . .
Remember when we wrote letters?
I always wanted to be a letter writer. You know the type I mean. The person who sends the right note, with the right sentiment, at the right time.
And a pen pal. I thought that would be cool when I was in the 4th grade. Then I realized writing about my life was boring.
Every year, I want to write a screamingly funny Holiday or Solstice note like my good friend Laurie. I'd settle for a comforting round-up of all the news, but I never manage to get past the "Wouldn't it be great?" stage.
I've bought gorgeous stationery over the years. It lasts far too long. Why? Mostly because if I send anything but a condolence note, I grab a postcard and slap something in the mail. "Hey, Georgie! I heard the good news. Congrats." Or "Bobby, a new baby is wonderful except for the poop, the vomit and the screaming. Congrats."
Then we must consider email--the killer of all things ink and paper. I correspond more via email than I ever did/do on paper. Email is a fit for my life. Remember I'm the jot-a-note girl, not the elegant letter writer.
When I receive a lovely note it takes me days to toss it out. Trashing it seems disrespectful. I think 3 days is the internationally agreed upon time frame for displaying lovely notes. Then they can go in the trash with 3 day old fish.
What got me on this nostalgia kick about correspondence? I was just online sorting out the new "join our email list" coding for BelleBooks/Bell Bridge Books. I think I've done it wrong. It's all spread out. But I have a programmer who will shake her head, roll her eyes and fix it before she puts it on the real website. :) Thank goodness. But at least it's functional. I tested that part. You can test it, too.
So, do you keep up with addresses and write letters? Are you email only these days? Am I the only lover of postcards? (I write in funny cartoon dialogue bubbles.) How do you keep up with your addresses? Computer address program? Database? Day Planner? Pretty little address book? Manly address book?
So I need some cheering up! And I thought it would be fun to talk dream vacations today. I will set aside my desire to live in France (they get snow, don't ya know) and get really adventurous. I hear in Costa Rica the houses have outdoor showers. Because the weather is just always so darned nice they don't need to put them inside, like, in case of a chill. Another sigh...
I know some of you might have seen this post already. I don't know what the mix up was. I had it ready to post Oct. 6 but we had a scheduling snafu and it disappeared from the blog. Now I see that it posted Oct. 4. This is Halloween spooky because I didn't post it then!
(The other Debra here... I'd like you to help me welcome semi-regular guest Deborah Smith! In about a week, her first urban fantasy under the pen name Leigh Bridger should be shipping. I'm sure she'll answer questions about the book but she's blogging on art ! For those curious about the book--please be curious, I've added a synopsis at the end of the blog. And one lucky blog reader who comments will win an ARC/Bound Galley)
This is what happens when a tame women's fiction author turns to writing urban fantasy: I stood in the art-studio corner of my basement, brush in hand, chortling happily at
a bloated, red-eyed, fanged demon.
Compare him to this sample of art from my pre-demon days. Yes, kids, that's a pair of cartoon puddy-tats. For the children's book I'm working
on.
Seriously. This is my Jekyll and Hyde confession: By day I write women's fiction and cartoon kitty books; by night I write about cannibalistic demons and heroines who indulge in threesomes with ghosts.
After Deb Dixon, my Bell Bridge Books partner, editor, and trusted art critic, pronounced my first demon painting "smiley and bloated" but not remotely sinister, I tried again. I
set "Smiley" aside and painted this one. Check out this demon manhood. Skull Head, as I call him, is a hunka sexy non-human seduction, IMHO.
His, uhmmm, "focal point," which is NOT covered by a green Photoshop graphic on the actual canvas, is so amazing it prompted my startled husband to suggest I "tone down that highlight." Men get so testy when their wives prop a three-by-four-foot painting of demon junk on the living room coffee table.
If nothing else, my amateur art skills helped me create more much more vivid characters on the page. I promise you, the drooling, slurping, fanged, clawed demons in my book are far creepier than Smiley and Skull Head.
SOUL CATCHER, under my new nom-de-fantasy, Leigh Bridger, comes out next week. Now I'm back to work in the gentler world of women's fiction, writing a novella titled THE TOMATO MOONS OF MORNING GLORY and also working on a big trilogy (first book: KITCHEN CHARMS.)
But the lure of the dark side continues to call me, so, hopefully, I'll follow up with SOUL HUNTER next year.
Hmmm, let's see. The demon will have a head like a goat, ears like a bat's, tusks, razor-sharp heel spurs, and a twin set of . . . well, you'll just have to wait for the painting.
SOUL CATCHER: From the gothic eccentricity of Asheville, North Carolina, to the terrifying recesses of the Appalachian wilderness, from modern demonology to ancient Cherokee mythology, Soul Catcher follows the tormented journey of folk artist Livia Belane, who has been stalked through many lives by a sadistic and vengeful demon. Livia and her loved ones, including her frontier-era soulmate and husband, Ian, a Soul Hunter, have never beaten the demon before. Now, in this life, it's found them again.
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One cop wants her heart.Since I'm finally off deadline for a minute or two, I planned on taking some time writing a titillating post but you guessed it – life interrupted. We were supposed to have the grand kids this weekend but a couple of them came down with the flu. So, disappointment reigned and I trudged back into my office and went to work on the revisions from hell in between searching for an earring that I lost yesterday somewhere between home and the restaurant where my DH took me out to dinner last night to celebrate the NYT showing for Feel The Heat (thanks again for the nice well wishes!!)
Anyhow, no earring, some progress on the revisions, BUT now the DH has the flu. Poor guy.
Back to the earring – Even though I torn the house apart to no avail – I called the restaurant and asked them to maybe, you know, check when they swept. I know. Cockeyed optimist that I am I figured it was worth a shot. I even drove into town (very small town) and checked the parking lot where we parked, walked the sidewalk around the restaurant, etc. Zippo. No luck.
So, it’s back home again to tackle more of the dreaded revisions, check and comment on another blog that I’m posted on and I figure I still have all kinds of time to come up with something brilliant for this post when …. the phone rings. It’s our son. Their babysitter has the flu and since the two little ones aren’t in school yet, they’re in a bind. Absolutely a good news bad news situation: Good news, I get to see the kids!! The bad news, I have to pack a bag, quickly fix some soup for the hubby and write this blog before I head out for an over nighter at the kids.
Okay. I can still do this AND dig out a few more fixes on the revisions, but wait. Another phone call. Would you believe it? It’s the restaurant. They found my earring when they were sweeping. Oh Happy Day!! Stop what I’m doing. Sign a couple of books and head out (stopping at the Atm ‘cause I have no cash and I can’t just thank them for all their efforts with a couple of free books) and go retrieve my lovely lost earring. The post is bent but I figure a jeweler can fix it so I’m a happy girl.
Back home, packing a bag. Cat blesses me with a hairball. What a sweetheart :o(
THAT cleaned up, it’s back to transferring revision work from desk to laptop so I can work on it at the kids, finish packing and … oh yeah, finishing this not so titillating or thought provoking post AND write another post to have ready for another blog for Tuesday because I may not make it back home by then because on my way home from the kids Tuesday, I get to stop at an orthopedic specialist and get injections in both my poor, sore feet. (pray for me!!!).
I could go on and on listing little pitfalls and roadblocks that need to be tended to before I go but I think I've bored you enough. What I want to know is, when was the last time all of your ducks were in a huddle then one of those little suckers strayed out of line and ruined your perfectly laid plans? I’ll try to comment from the kids’s tomorrow but, you know, I WILL be with the grandkids and darn, they are soooo cute …
Here’s to working it all out for all of us.
You know a genre is resonating when cake decorators get in on the act.
Here's a sample to whet your appetite and if you'd like to see some more, you can check out a cake decorating blog with more examples.


The list we've all been waiting for is finally out. Most annoying expressions. According to a recent survey, the winners (?) are: #5 at the end of the day; #4 anyway; #3 It is what it is; #2 you know; and the #1 totally most annoying phrase is...Whatever. Or What! ev-aarrr. Apparently whatever annoys more Midwesterners than Northeasterners. I know I'm sick of hearing it roll off the tongue of one particular 5-year-old female.
Cliches used in the media. Fun stuff. We all use cliches. Lord knows my head is full of them, and they do ooze out. The above small print puts at the end of the day at the top of the list. The other one that's beginning to get to me is thinking out of the box. (Where else is a square like me supposed to do her thinking?) And That said... Is there another transition out there somewhere? Just for fun what cliche or catch phrase would you strike from the airwaves if you could? How about from the printed page?
haven't entered the Face Book world yet, but if and when I do, I'm going to check out the one called "I Live In Reading...Fear Me." A guy (after my own perverse heart) goes around taking pictures of grammatically incorrect signs and posts them on what is becoming a very popular site. I got this one from Google images. The apostrophe is the most tortured punctuation mark alive. (Yes, my children, they're alive!) In my younger, more insufferable days I tried to interest a waitress in removing a misplaced apostrophe from the menu. I actually tried to explain the difference between plural and possessive. My next heroine will be a waitress who has me for a customer. She will serve up a single French fry on a plate.
But seriously, writers and readers, I do think grammar matters. The media is falling down on the job. Why, just this evening I sat up in horror when David Gregory uttered "Take your hand off of me" on The Daily Show. Granted, he was quoting his son, but still... Off of is one of those nails on chalkboard utterances. What's happening to our models?
ot proposing stilted dialogue. Conversation should be relaxed. In our books, dialogue should be true to character. It should sound like people talking. But writers and reporters, pundits and people in the public eye should know the rules before they break them. We all indulge in lazy speaking and writing sometimes. But what's wrong with raising the bar? Children need models of good grammar. Heck, we all do. Becoming aware of the meaningless phrases, the tired cliches, the tortured construction and misused punctuation is half the battle. And it's a lifelong endeavor. English teachers screw up, too.
Lois Greiman


55% of the impression we perceive from someone is through our body language.
33% is from the tone, speed and nuance of our voice.
Only 7% is from what we’re actually saying.
But how about you? Got any favorite movie scenes that make you sigh. Or maybe it’s a real encounter. Something you experienced yourself or something you witnessed. It’s all good.