Take the Sexy Survey

Yeah, I know, we all say we just want a nice guy with a good sense of humor who cleans up after himself, but I write romance novels and ‘relationship mysteries’ and I’ve been wondering lately what women really want. You know…on a gut (or lower) level. Hence the following survey. So help me out folks. Hop on in here, take the survey (vote 1-10 in each of the 5 categories) or just tell us what or who rings your bell.

THE SEXY SURVEY:
Example--if you prefer the dark and dangerous type like Denzel Washington vote 1. If you’re way into the fair, English type of gent, vote 10. But if you’re somewhere in between, just pick a number. This is for science ladies so be honest. (I’m kidding, I’m about as scientific as a toothpick.) But I am still collecting names from our devoted readers to win the end of the month prize, so chime in.

A. Coloring:
1 (Denzel dark) -------------------------------------10 (Fair Law--that’s Jude Law)

B. Height:
1 (Short--think Cruise, not Tinkerbell )--------------10 (Leggy like Liam Neeson)

C. Age:
1 (Baby Bloom)--------------------------------------10 (Sean Connery--aging but still Sean)

D. Hair:
1 (Long--remember Val Kilmer in Willow?)----------10 (Bruce Willis Bald)

E. Refinement
1. (Pretty like Pierce)--------------------------------10 (Rugged like Rocky)

Odd but interesting facts about above-mentioned men:

Sylvester Stallone (Rocky, Rambo) was the product of a forceps birth which severed a facial nerve and paralyzed the lower left side of his face, producing his signature sneer. He spent his first five years in Hell’s Kitchen, bouncing from foster home to foster home and was voted ‘most likely to end up in the electric chair’. He acted in an all nude off Broadway play called Score before hitting it big with Rocky.

Liam Neeson (Rob Roy, Star Wars-Phantom Menace) was born in Ballymena, Northern Ireland, stands 6’4” in his stocking feet, was a pugilist until a blackout kept him from the ring. He’s dated Julia Roberts, Brooke Shields, and Barbra Streistand, probably not all at the same time.

Orlando Bloom (The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean) has dyslexia and didn’t know who his real father was until later in life. In 1998 he broke his back after falling three stories. Thank God he didn’t hurt anything important. Like his face.

Sean Connery (every film ever made) was born in 1930. In 1949 he became a nude model for Edinburgh Art College. Forty years later he was voted Sexiest Man Alive to which he commented, “Well there aren’t very many sexy dead men, are there?”

So ladies, as Victoria Secret says, “What’s sexy?”