Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Jenny Crusie- Frank talk about a cover up


Hi, I’m Jenny Crusie, your guest blogger. This is what happens when you’re e-mailing about nothing in particular with Deb Dixon, and she slips in a “Hey want to guest blog some time?” and since I adore Deb Dixon and never say no to her, I said, “Sure,” and then it snuck up on me (which isn’t true, Deb kept reminding me, but for some reason I had it confused with a chat, and then at the last minute realized, “BLOGGING, not chat.” Poor Deb.) I do feel better about waiting until the last minute after reading the two posts before this, though. Clearly this is a very spontaneous place.


So in the interests of gossip, did you hear about the big book cover scandal? Okay, it’s not a scandal but that sounds better than kerfluffle or snit fit or whatever, although basically I’m on the guy’s side. What guy? The guy who hated his bookcover so much, he had cover-sized stickers made to put over it. This guy:


\http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/book_jackets/debut_novelist_revolts_against_book_cover_53252.asp?c=rss


Of course there are drawbacks to this. He’s probably not the favorite author at St. Martin’s right now. On the other hand, his cover really is better, I think. And the thing is, covers are so crucial to sales, I think it’s one place where you can’t be Cheerful and Cooperative because the success of your book depends on it. I’m trying to find the statistic on the percentage of book sales based on the cover (I’ve tried Google and Dixon) but it’s huge, well over half. I mean, I know you can’t judge a book by its cover, and I still buy books by the cover all the time. A great cover is irresistible.


So if you’ve got one you hate (you got a minute? Because I have a list of mine) and you know the success of your book rides on it, what do you do? The giant cover sticker works for me. Of course he’s probably going to get arrested sticking them on books in the book store, but . . .


I wish I’d had stickers for some of my HQ covers. The couple on the cover of the original Charlie All Night looked like two people who’d gone to their family reunion to get dates. Then there were the little blue mudflap girls they put all over the first reissue of Manhunting. They looked like little anorexic Smurf hookers. And don’t get me started on Jennifer Love Hewitt molesting Sam Spade on the first reissue of What the Lady Wants. The covers they’re putting on the reissues now are great, though (love those heart-patterned shorts on the cover of the new Manhunting). And I think the cover on Bet Me was dead on perfect, and that was done by SMP, the same people who did the Sticker Guy’s cover (although not the same person, that was Ann Twomey who is now at Warner. I miss you, Ann!).


So here’s what I’m wondering: How many of you buy by cover? And even more to the point, what makes you buy, what makes you go, “Ooooooh, shiny,” and pick up the book?


You know, just in case I ever have to make stickers.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Helen Plays Matchmaker for a Day

Today wasn't supposed to be my day to blog, but Cindy's having some technical difficulties in the form of no electricity since Saturday due to terrible ice and snow storms in Iowa. I don't get what the big deal is. Gosh.


Anyway, I was blogging on Romance by the Blog yesterday (http://romancebytheblog.blogspot.com) and the group seemed to like this, so I'll post it here too, with a couple minor alterations.


We all know there are many heartfelt and important factors that go into making a relationship work. Common values and interests, sexual spark, the ability to communicate, along with so many other things. Friends, lovers, soulmates, you know the drill. All that aside, have you ever noticed how couples sometimes look alike?


Gee, I’m not shallow at all. LOL!


Honestly, though, when I was a kid I used to believe that not only did fate and destiny play a huge role in getting two people together, but somehow if you looked alike, you belonged with each other. I’m guessing on a subconscious level that’s part of what’s going on with the whole love at first sight blast. We recognize something in that other person that reminds us of ourselves.


Look at these two. Do they look beautiful together or what?


If you’re skeptical, think of the opposite then, the biggest mismatches of faces ever made. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, for example. She was way too classy for him. Uma Thurman and Gary Oldman, what’s up with that? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Any guesses as to whether that one’s gonna last?


So let’s take it one step further.


I know we’d ideally like to keep our favorite eligible bachelors all to ourselves, but, for the heck of it, let’s play matchmaker today and come up with mates for some of these guys. We can’t do much worse than most celebrities manage to do on their own.


What do you think of Orlando Bloom and …


Jessica Biel or …


Blake Lively



How ‘bout Matthew McConaughey and …


Scarlet Johansson or …


Heidi Klum


Here’s an interesting one. Colin Farrell and


Shakira or …


Elisha Cuthbert

Who fits with Jake Gyllenhaal …


Rachel McAdams or …


Anne Hathaway


I’d take George Clooney all for myself, but if I had to share him …

Kate Beckinsale or …

Penelope Cruz

Which one of the two ladies offered as options would you pick for each guy? Or do you have better ideas? I’d love to hear them!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Debra - Who, me? & MONDAY MORNING REVIEW - "Kinky Boots"



You know that feeling you get when everyone in the room turns to look at you and you don't know why. You sit up a little straighter and look behind you in the vain hope that there is some idiot behind you and everyone is looking at the idiot? You know that feeling...

Well, I don't think there is an idiot behind me. I think it's me.

I thought I was blogging tomorrow. But since no one has posted today and the blogging calendar says, "Idiot." Then this must be my day. And you are all looking at me waiting for me to do something. So, I'm posting this. In fact I'll be reposting this several times in the next few minutes as I create a blog right before your eyes. No safety net. No spell check. Just slamming words into the keyboard. Stay tuned...more to come.

Sorry, took a client call, but I am right here at my computer.

Okay! On to the MONDAY MORNING REVIEW.

One of the joys of having signed on to NetFlix is that I don't have to trudge around the movie rental store. But that's not the only joy. I'm able to enjoy movies that just never made it to my town.

For some reason they just didn't think there would be enough of an audience for KINKY BOOTS in my Southern redneck of the woods. Why, you ask?

1. It's an English movie. (foreign film, doncha know?)
2. The cast is unknown.
3. It's about shoes for Drag Queens.
4. It's based on a true story.

As far as I'm concerned...what's not to like?

A real shoe factory in England found itself about to go out of business because there just wasn't a market for its high quality, labor intensive men's shoes anymore. Cheap imports were crushing this solid bazillion-year-old, family-owned factory. Patriarch dies. Son must take over the factory and discovers that his father had no orders but just kept on making shoes. The son, gives up the life he had planned away from this small factory town and must now take over the factory, firing people so that the company doesn't go under from the weight of the payroll. What choice does he have? No one wants their shoes.

The firings are painful. He says the usual, "Gee, I'm sorry. What can I do?" Until a female worker challenges him to do something rather than nothing. Asking him to honestly ask himself what he can do. Our hapless hero is now feeling the full weight of holding the future of his workers in his hands.

Having recently saved a drag queen from a beating and witnessed how poorly his/her boots held up, our hero has the glimmer of an idea. What if he found a niche market? A market willing to pay top dollar for a quality product they couldn't get anywhere else?

Enter the drag queen who is FABULOUS. I adored the musical sequences and confess to rewinding the DVD to watch many of them again.

The movie answers the burning question of how a drag queen becomes a shoe designer and saves a shoe factory from death's door. The final dance sequence which is on the runway of Milan for the company's big unveiling of their new shoe line is priceless.

Was this this greatest movie ever? No. But tons of fun. A romance thrown in. Great dance numbers and endearing actors. Rent this movie, give it some time to work through its setup and then enjoy the ride.

WEDNESDAY TREAT! Jenny Cruise will be riding with us! Prepare to be entertained.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Nancy Warren Guest Blogs!

Hello again. Sorry for the late entry today but we had a disaster yesterday. Woke up to find water all over the basement. Our water tank had burst in the night. It’s astonishing how fast water can wreck things. Floors — we had laminate flooring down there — all gone. Walls wet up to six inches from the floor, some furniture gone.

Most everything, of course, is just stuff and can be replaced, but my boxes of Christmas ornaments got wet and I cried when I had to throw away some of the home made ones that my children had done through the years. But, as always when something disastrous happens, it’s hard to get too worked up when your family is safe! No one was hurt. So, for the next three months, they warn us, our lives will be intruded upon by restoration and trades people. What can you do?

However, I’m supposed to be here talking about Daytona and the launch of Speed Dating, which was the first of the Harlequin/NASCAR series of romances. There are four out this month. Mine, Gina Wilkins, Roxanne St. Clair and Debra Webb’s.

I thought the PR and marketing folks did a fabulous job. They decided to do an actual speed dating event right at the track at Daytona. Carl Edwards (superstar NASCAR driver who makes an appearance in my book) was on hand for the event. He’s just a sweetheart and really likes being aligned with Harlequin, so that was great.

He and I had a few minutes to talk about how he’s going to appear in my second NASCAR novel coming out in November. It will be called, appropriately, Turn Two. Carl gives dating advice to my heroine in Speed Dating, but I think in Turn Two he’s going to give driving advice to a rookie. Hah, should be fun getting the inside scoop!

The jewel in my crown was when Charles McGrath of the New York Times came down for the speed dating event. I was terrified that he’d use the obvious opportunity to mock romance, but he was actually genuinely interested in what we do.

When his article appeared on the front page of the NYT Monday, well, it was one of the coolest moments of my life. On my way home I bought out all the copies at the Orlando airport and showed all my seatmates on the plane ride home. Whether they wanted to see it or not. I definitely felt like I was riding with the top down!!! You can see the full article on my website http://www.nancywarren.net. When I get dried off, I’ll get organized and post some photos. Waving to all.

Nancy

Friday, February 23, 2007

Kathleen asks: What Is a Man's Man?

Back in my childbearing day (my youngest is 27) a baby's gender was generally a birthday surprise. Yes, we had ultrasound, but it wasn't part of the prenatal routine. So you waited. Generally the "Waaah!" came first, signalling baby, followed by "It's a boy!" or "You have a little girl!" There was only one way anyone could tell. Otherwise, at that point boys and girls look and act the same. We identify them by the color of their clothes unless we're checking the content of their diapers. And that's when we quickly learn to beware the power of the male. They learn fast, too. Remember the first time he got you in the face and laughed? Check the baby book--you wrote it down.

Now, where was I going with this? Oh, yes, size. Does it matter? Helen's rolling her eyes. Fear not, this is as close as I get to an illustration. Hey, Boomer trivia: What TV show started with the symbols and voiceover "Man, woman, birth, death, infinity"?

Sorry, I digress. Babies are babies. Boys will be boys. The question I'm trying to get to is--and I'm sure we all have opinions on this--what is a "man's man"? Ladies' man is probably pretty obvious, but how about a woman's man?

For discussion purposes, consider Exhibit A: Titus Pullo, my favorite character from my current favorite TV show, ROME. This guy has issues. If you haven't seen the show, we're into the second season, which means that Season I is out on dvd, and it's worth your time. Pullo is a layered character in a multi-layered story. He's a soldier serving in an army out to conquer the world at a time when all combat was hand-to-hand. That makes him a bloody killer. Talk about your alpha dog! He fell in love during Season I, and his romance will tear your heart out and put it back a few times over. He's so deliciously vulnerable. And loyal. And sensitive! Take this week's installment, for example. Pullo is assigned to assassinate Cicero, and he does his job, but he's so sweet and considerate about it. It's a good scene, really. A man's man? If that means the kind who's got your back, first choice for foxhole mate, then Pullo certainly fits the bill. A woman's man? It always surprises me when this kind of guy makes my heart go pitty pat. It's takes more than coverboy looks. Hard edge is good. History. Sensitivity. Can't be too laconic. He has to reveal that silly, smiling, scared little boy somehow.

What's your idea of a woman's man? Let's get beyond looks. Let's talk character.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

What do you believe?

At a certain stage in our lives, we stop looking back, and begin to embrace the now. We come into ourselves. We are beginning to own our lives. And we have formed certain innate beliefs, things that we know to be true. Here are a few of my beliefs:
1. I believe the world is light, and we are creatures of light.

2. I believe in an ice-cold glass of extra-pulp orange juice so thick you have to bite it instead of drink it.
3. I believe there are no coincidences. Everything happens for a reason.
4. I believe a person can find bliss in the rumble of a cat's purr upon their chest as the two of you settle in for a cozy cat nap.
5. I believe in Maxfield Parrish blue.
6. I believe in a good brain-cell-blasting sneeze. If you're not going to go all out, then don't even bother.
7. I believe what you put out, you get back. Be good to people.
8. I believe in faeries.
9. I believe Johnny Depp was placed on this earth so that I would know not merely dreams, but gorgeous fantasies.

10. I believe in silence.
11. I believe that some day some day I will find a bra that fits.
12. I believe in 800-thread count sheets.
13. I believe the sun can heal.

So what about you? What are some of your beliefs?

Michele

ps - Happy Birthday, George!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Where Does All the Time Go?

Surprise. It’s Helen’s day to blog.

It’s on my calendar. I knew it was coming, but low and behold I’m unprepared. Life is too busy, you know?

My kids had Friday and Monday off school last weekend, a four day President’s Day holiday. I, on the other hand, don’t feel like I had any weekend at all. Between painting my daughter’s room, laundry, grocery shopping, and any number of household chores, the last four days are a blur. My house is a mess. I’m lucky if I cook three dinners a week and get the bills paid. Paperwork is piling up, stack after stack. After stack. I can’t keep up with it.

My mom had eight kids and helped my dad with bookkeeping at his business. She didn’t have a microwave, toaster oven, magic bullet blender, or Hamburger Helper. I remember helping her do the wash in an agitator tub and wringer. All the clothes went up on the line to dry. We did finally get an electric washer and dryer, but I was already in grade school. Cakes were generally made from scratch. We never went out to dinner. No cell phones, word processors, or frozen pizzas. Fast food? Try cold cereal and milk in a bowl.

Even so, my parents still found time to enjoy life. Friday nights were sacred to them. They went out dancing and goofing off with friends. I remember it was always Friday nights because I used to sneak watching Love American Style. Remember that show? What a hoot.

The point is, that even without all the gadgets and time saving devices, my parents seemed to find time to get out and relax. Here I am with all the modern conveniences and I can’t find the time to catch a movie at the theater or read a book.

Tell me, what am I doing wrong? Anyone willing to share tips for an organized less harried life?

Don't forget to come back and visit this Saturday, 2/24, with Nancy Warren. She's just back from signing her most recent release, SPEED DATING, with NASCAR driver Carl Edwards at the Daytona 500. Check out this article about Nancy and Harlequin's new series in the NYTs.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/19/books/19nasc.html?_r=2&pagewanted=1&ref=todayspaper&oref=slogin


And I'm blogging with Michelle Buonfiglio at http://www.romancebytheblog.blogspot.com/, on Monday, 2/26. Please stop in and visit.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Pondering. . . $MegaMoney$. . . and Desire


I just returned from Minnesota and a weekend with the family. Babycakes's baptism. Great time. All the kids gathered. Sunshine and fun and laughter. Can't ask for much more. Except. . . maybe. . . teleportation of some kind, so I don't have to fly. I used to love it. But airports and planes have become a nightmare in recent years. You have to strip almost to your skivvies to get through security (which always smells like FEET) and you're stacked like cord wood into tiny plane seats that some sadist decided to make recline in your face. And why do I always get stuck between the people with colds and coughs that make them sound like they're hacking up a lung?

Anyway. . . while in the Twin Cities airport, I was struck with an urge I haven't had. . . well, in a decade at least. I walked by the Minnesota Lottery boutique and then turned around and headed back to buy a lottery ticket. I stood there in the short line, questioning my own sanity, and wondering where this urge to be instantly mega-wealthy came from. That, of course, led to me thinking of what I'd do with the 18 million dangled before my eyes like a shiny trout lure. Just at the moment of purchase, I turned around and walked away, ticketless and confused.

For the next two hours (it was a long time before my flight) I pondered off and on the lure of instant wealth and endless options. What would I do with myself if I had no more financial limitations? Still live in Florida? Still write? What would I do if I knew I had a comfortable income for life. . . how would I spend my days and nights?

Most of us have played the mental lottery game. If I won 100,000. . . if I won a million. . . if I won fifty million. . .

Where would you go? Where would you live? What would you do-- that is, how would you spend your time? Hmmmmm. I sat in the airport reading and between chapters, pondering the great philosophical question of the age: What would I do if I won the Powerball today?

That's a lot to chew on. . . so let me narrow it down to two questions among the many I mulled.

Where would you want to live? Sunshine or great plains; big-city loft and nightlife or rural retreat and animals; mountain redoubt or beachside pad, McMansion or cabin in the forest? What place feeds your soul most? When you close your eyes and ask Calgon to take you away, what's the destination on your mental ticket?

Secondly, how would you spend your time? Create a dream job? Write full time? Start your own business? Open a restaurant? Work with children? Go back to school? Volunteer in a specific area of need? Create your own charitable foundation? Create a sanctuary for animals? Pursue another creative venue-- painting, sculpture, dance, acting, music, composing, fashion design, interior decoration? Become an activist? Adopt a cause and pursue it with all your heart? Travel the world? Retreat from it all and plumb the "inner mysteries" and seek spiritual enlightenment in a monastery or convent?

It all comes down to what do you want your impact on the world to be?

So whaddaya think? Where would you live and how would you spend your time? It all comes down to the question of what you value most in life and how you would pursue it.

So let your mind breathe and float free for a few minutes. If you suddenly have all the money you wanted (okay, up to 18 million), what would you do?

Oh, and how could you make some of that happen in your life right now?

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Would You Vote for this Woman?

Lois here.

Okay, my question doesn’t really revolve around any of one specific person. In fact, it’s not political at all. It’s more social. I’m simply curious. Is America ready for a woman for president? If you get the chance will you vote female?

Truth be told, I don’t know anyone who would come right out and say, “I absolutely won’t vote for a woman.” But I wonder…are we so subconsciously programmed to think of men as leaders, that we, as a country, will find reasons why no woman would be right?

I grew up on a wheat farm in North Dakota, not exactly the frontrunner in liberal thinking. My mother worked like a draft mule seven days a week. She intimately knew every detail of the farm. In fact, I always thought her to be the stronger, most independent person I ever knew. But I have a sneaking suspicion she won’t vote for a woman. That it simply won’t feel ‘right’ to her no matter what the female candidate’s views might be.

My mother-in-law, on the other hand, is quite liberal in her way of thinking but still maintains that men should be the head of the house. Can we then assume they should also be head of the country?

So what do you think? Are we ready? Would you vote for Hilary on Condaleeza…or what the hell…Oprah? How about your husband? Your parents, your children? What determines how comfortable people are with women in power? Is it age? Gender? Religion? Give me your thoughts.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Weekend Movie Review: Music and Lyrics

Music and Lyrics

ROMANTIC COMEDY

2 1/2 stars (out of 5)

Cast: Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Haley Bennett, Brad Garrett


Background: I met my husband in college. Though he’s now a high school and community college math teacher, he graduated with a degree in Music Composition. I, of course, was an English major. When I saw Music and Lyrics advertised, I knew this was our movie! I wanted to see it so badly that I couldn’t wait until the weekend when my husband was available (he was teaching a college class the night it came out) and so took another of my valentines (my 14-year-old son) to see it with me on February 14.


In the movie, has-been pop star Alex (Hugh), is given the opportunity to write a song in something like a week for the latest teen sensation. Alex is desperate for the chance, but he’s the music guy, and he’s never written lyrics before. Enter (literally) the woman who is his substitute plant-waterer. As he tries working with a lyricist, plant girl Sophie (Drew) mumbles a few lines that Alex judges to be golden. After predictable (but hardly credible) protestations, Sophie agrees to work with Alex.


This movie is about…


The characters learn from the story that…


Well, the title of their song is “Way Back Into Love” and Sophie had a somewhat recent heartbreak so maybe it’s about that, about Sophie finding a way back into love and Alex finding a way back into the music business. Maybe. There’s a bit there about being true to your artistic intentions, but I couldn’t quite buy Sophie telling Alex that his songs (remember, pop music) are “dinner,” and not “dessert”—meaning they aren't just fluff. But I was asking myself, “What’s wrong with dessert? I love dessert!"


I was asking myself a lot of things during the movie. How come Drew Barrymore is like the cutest actress on the planet even though she’s in her early thirties? How come Hugh Grant has that weird short hair? Would I like the movie better if it was his usual wonderful flop of glossy brown? Worse, my meandering thoughts turned to what they could have done to make the story better. What if they’d been partners once in the past and had romantically burned each other? What if then this great opportunity came their way and they were forced to collaborate again? What if they then had to work through their earlier problems and really found their “Way Back Into Love”?


What if this movie, then, actually had a conflict?


Drew Barrymore, as noted above, is incredibly likeable on screen. The role called for her to be too ditzy in a couple of places, but she did it with so much charm I didn’t care. As for Hugh, well, he was his usual humble and dry-humored self. Together, though, I didn’t feel any chemistry between them, which was a disappointment.


And t
hat sums up my review of the movie. A disappointment.


However, the 14-year-old and I walked back to the car humming Alex and Sophie’s song. I can’t recall a note of it now, but like the entire film, it was pleasant enough while it lasted.


Let’s hear what you think!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Blubbering girl, by Susie

I never used to be a cryer. I remember distinctly going to see Kramer Vs. Kramer with my friends in junior high and their bawling through the entire thing while I laughed at them. Ditto The Champ. In fact, I was pretty famous for never crying. (At least where no one could see me.) Books, movies, graduation . . . not a thing.

Then I had a kid.

I'm hopeless now. And it's not even the obvious things, weddings and funerals. Those I can deal with. It's stupid stuff. Kodak commercials. American Idol. I pretty much blubber non-stop from beginning to end during the Olympics. Kid movies.

I didn't cry at my older children's graduation - they were very proud of me - but I think that's only because I dripped most of the year in advance, in preparation. I cried at every time I passed a graduation party sign the entire year before. At their last band concert, their last play, awards night. I got it all out of my system and was good and cried out by the actual night of graduation.

Songs. Green Day's When September Ends is a guaranteed cry for me, for good reasons. But it's very embarassing when it happens in the middle of a mall. Thank goodness it's no longer played a zillion times a day.

I assume some wierd hormonal switch got flipped during my first pregnancy. That's my theory, anyway.

But I know Helen's worse than me. How about the rest of you? Anything surprising guaranteed to set you off?

Susie

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Procrastination: Time drain or creative consort?

Okay. Truth time. Some writers write. And write and write. Every day. Without fail. Some writers (read: me) SOMETIMES procrastinate. And procrastinate and then write. Maybe.

Many mornings I’m at my PC at 8:00 a.m. and never write a word until oh, say, 1:00 or 2:00 in the afternoon. Then I go like a house on fire.

On THOSE days, what do I do between 8:00 and 1:00, you ask? Well … I allow my finicky funky muse the time to … percolate, let’s say, on ideas. How do I do that? I play computer games, check e-mail, scoot around on the web … you get the picture.

P R O C R A S T I N A T E

There was a time when I whaled on myself for this horrible character flaw. I mean, I’ve always considered myself disciplined and driven when it comes to my writing. But the last couple of years, I’ve run up against this ‘procrastination’ bug more and more often. I’ve cursed it and fought it and begged it to leave me alone. It won't. What's a girl to do?

Well, something finally dawned on me. And it came as a real surprise. The bottom line is, I’m still selling books. Still making my deadlines. Still getting the job done. So, this begs the question: Is procrastination really all bad? The guilty part of my brain - the part that takes convoluted logic to new heights - has determined the following: Games are not time drains but creative consorts to my muse. All the time I’m playing, my muse is at work in the background and when I finally get down to the task at hand – voila, the muse is not only ready and willing but impatient to get to work. Consequently all of this procrastination MUST be part of my writing process. Talk about an epiphany!! Why, Spider Solitaire was suddenly justifiable. I'm not lazy after all. Cool! Seems a lot of people fall prey to the same bug. According to a recent google search, the following is a list of the 15 Best Places to Waste Time – in case you couldn’t find them all by your own self :o)

  1. YouTube.com
  2. Craigslist.org
  3. Fark.com
  4. The Internet Movie Database
  5. Flickr.com
  6. Reddit.com
  7. Microsoft Virtual Earth 3D Beta
  8. Triplets and Us
  9. RuneScape
  10. Rotten Tomatoes
  11. Moola.com
  12. AOL In2TV
  13. HOT or NOT
  14. Pogo.com
  15. What Would Tyler Durden Do?

So, what about you? What are your time drains – er, creative consorts? And do you believe this line of bull or am I really hopelessly mired in denial?

Michelle Buonfiglio on THE FIRST KISS

Welcome, Bella Michelle!

No introductions are needed, but Princess Kathleen (far left) will do the honors while Princess Lois (2nd from left) and Princess MicheleH (far right--by the way, these positions have nothing to do with any kind of politics whatsoever) bear witness in behalf of the rest of the Riders (outside keeping the car warm) to the fact that Bella Michelle is not ageless.

We know this only because this picture was taken at a recent birthday party given for her by her sweetheart. What a guy! He gave a party for his wife and a whole crew of her girlfriends and stayed around to keep the champagne glasses filled and the trays piled high with tasty treats.

Okay, one little word of introduction. www.RomanceBuyTheBook.com Technically not a word, but certainly THE book review site on the web, and Michelle is its diva. Her blog is a permanent fixture here on our "Blog On" list. But Michelle's work speaks for itself, so blog with us today--you'll want to comment because she's giving a PRIZE--and visit the sites that bear that ever so important message--BUY The Book! Now, heeere's Michelle ....

It’s Luuuuuv Day, and I’m so honored to get to spend it here with those of you riding with your collective tops down! Oh, my. That sounds a little suggestive. Yet, suggestive fits right in with what I admit I love most about romance novels: the hot stuff.

But before the hot stuff can commence, any romance worth its clinch cover has to lead up to -- in some luscious, painfully tantalizing, and madly erotic way -- the best part of the best part:

The first kiss.


Now, the best example I’ve read recently of this was a kiss that occurred on page 326 of a 327 page Inspirational romance novel. That’s a lot of chaste yearning to endure to get to a nearly-as-innocent payoff, but, man, was it well worth it.

Because the first kiss tells the romance reader everything’s gonna work out okey-dokey for those two crazy kids we’re rooting for. And, perfect or not, that first meeting of lips is symbolic of the escapist fantasy that is romance.



Admit it: doesn’t part of the reason you love romance have to do with how reading it elicits all those exciting, mushy, sexy emotions you remember from real-life new love?

Could be that fantasizing about romance novel first kisses is a way to imagine our first kisses were perfect and everything we dreamed they’d be.




My first kiss occurred just after my seventh-grade sweetheart presented me with the spoon ring he’d made in shop class. I’ll never forget that ring. Still, the first time my husband kissed me, I knew I’d marry him – and it was just a sweet kiss on the cheek.

What about you? How dreamy was your first kiss? What are your favorite romance novel or movie first kisses?

I’ll send one lucky commenter – what else – a Hershey’s Kiss romance prize package with chocolate kisses and romance novels!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Won step up, Too steps back

So yesterday, I’m getting ready to take my dogs for a walk at the park, write? It’s a production, that’s fore sure. First, I had to figure out what to where. It was cold out, so I’m putting on my snow pants, and I grab my thick gloves. A hat. I hate squishing down my hare, butt if I don’t I’ll freeze my ears off. Kneed boots, two.

The dogs, of coarse, Ebby and Charlie, are going crazy. By the thyme I’m ready to go, they’ve bunched up the rug in all they’re excitement, I can’t open the door, and I’m debating weather or knot I really want to do this. Finally, we get to the park and danged if I didn’t forget the plastic bags for, you no, picking up. Thank goodness Max, the beautiful English Setter, is there. His owner has sum extra bags, and he gives me a couple.


As we get closer to the central area, I sea Bentley, an adorable Cairn terrier, bouncing toward me. Meg, a beagle and my dog Charlie’s girlfriend, is there two, along with Missy the Irish Setter, Lincoln (who always jumps on me) the Golden Retriever, Princess the black lab mix, and Molly the Great Dane.


We dew a few loops around the park, and, before you no it, it’s time to go. We head back to the car and who shows up? Otis, the black lab. Oh, and his owner too. As I'm getting in my car, I realize I do knot no a single human’s name at the park, but I no all the dog’s names.


Well :: big sigh :: I can't figure out my point to this story, but I promise you I right better adventure romances than I dew blog posts. And since today is the day that my first book hits the shelves at bookstores, by my book, okay?


Now let’s sea if you can count awl the mistakes I’ve made in this post. What wood we dew without spellchecker, huh?


Oh, and today is CONTEST day. One of today’s vary lucky commentors will receive a free copy of Treasure along with a cute woven raffia beach bag, a red printed sarong, and some son screen. I’ll announce the winner tomorrow, rite here.


Have a grate day!


Addendum: I went to a couple book stores this afternoon to look for my book. Sold out at Borders, Barnes & Noble didn't carry Supers, so we went to good old faithful Walmart. There is was, on the shelf, just like Harlequin said it would be.


Truly amazing.

And the winner of this contest is ... Alissa!

Alissa please email me at helenbrenna@comcast.net and I'll mail off your prize. Thanks everyone. I had a great time yesterday!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Debra - MONDAY MORNING REVIEW


Because I Said So...

ROMANTIC COMEDY
3 1/2 stars (out of 5 stars)

Cast: Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Gabriel Macht, Tom Everett Scott, Lauren Graham, Piper Perabo, Stephen Collins

I have to admit that I went to see this movie because I'm a fan of Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls). The trailer during Gilmore Girls last week made it seem like she had a much bigger role. Unfortunately she was on screen too little to make me happy.

The movie is really about the relationship between a meddling mother (Diane Keaton) who just wants all her daughters to be happily married and her youngest daughter (Mandy Moore) who can't seem to put a decent relationship together despite being attractive, a business owner, genuine and kind. The MM (meddling mom) has a nasty little habit of offering well-meaning advice that slices through her younger daughter's confidence.

Somehow MM's character is deftly played by Keaton and you truly believe she loves her daughter and wants to help rather than sticking in nasty jabs here and there as a power trip. MM is just clueless. Can't buy a clue. Wouldn't know a clue if it fell on her head. And doesn't know why she's so driven to see all of her daughters happy. Her motivation will be revealed to her as the events unfold. The viewer is pretty certain from the get go that MM wants her childen to avoid a long lonely life. She's raised them by herself and hasn't been in a romantic relationship/had a partner in ages. In one particularly touching scene we find out that she's never had an orgasm.

But let's get back to the action...

Instead of backing off as her daughter has asked, she places an online personals ad to interview men for her daughter. (mistake #1) After a disasterous number of men, she finds one that seems perfect. One a lot like her. An important, structured architect. (mistake #2) Meanwhile, a completely charming young musician with a 50's Brat Pack essence has watched her for most of the day and helps her out of a jam. He thinks he might like her daughter and throws his hat into the ring. MM turns him down. (mistake #3) So the charming young musician palms a card for the daughter's business from the table and arranges his own meeting.

The movie is predictable but fun. Comedy unfolds as the daughter juggles two men and her meddling mom and seeks the advice of her sisters.
Gabriel Macht who plays the muscian is yummy and he's a stand-up guy with a young dynamo for a son. It's fun to watch the MM begin to realize her flaws and needs. There's a romance thrown in for her (Stephen Collins who is the father of the yummy musician). And did I mention Gabriel Macht?? Yummy.

If you're a romantic comedy buff, give this one a look at the theater. My husband even enjoyed it. Not the best romantic comedy ever but a lovely way to spend the afternoon with a salted pretzel.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Valentine Day Treat: Michelle Buonfiglio visits Wednesday, February 14th

Michelle Buonfiglio, book reviewer extraordinaire, is coming to visit us here at Riders on Valentines Day, Wednesday, February 14th. Michelle writes a romance fiction column at www.RomanceBuyTheBook.com and hosts a blog featuring book reviews and author interviews at http://www.romancebytheblog.blogspot.com. Should be a lot of fun. Stop by and visit!

Friday, February 09, 2007

Kathleen says It's All About Point Of View

This week I saw the best picture of the year.

I've seen lots of movies--we're talking '06--and I wasn't sure I wanted to see "Letters From Iwo Jima" in the theater because I'm lazy about subtitles. Not to worry. Not a problem. This movie had to be made in Japanese. It's amazing that it was directed by an American who presumably doesn't speak English, but I'll get to him soon. (This blog is mainly about him and me. Be patient.) Don't wait for the DVD. This movie is a unique experience, well worth the rising price of admission.

I didn't think "Letters" could possibly impress me more than "Flags Of Our Fathers," but it did. I teach the occasional fiction writing class, and I'm always hammering away about the importance of point of view. I'll be using these two films as my new examples.

First of all, you think you know what this movie is about, and you do. It's the flip side of "Flags." It's the battle --one of WW II's worst--from the side of the enemy. But it's so much more. It's not your 1950's John Wayne movie--although there is a horse. And a dog. The animals function the way they do in many romances--to soften a hero's hard edges.

The main character--Saigo, the baker--has a pregant wife instead of a pet. But he doesn't even need that to make him sympathetic from the get-go. He is Everyman, but he is every bit as Japanese as the guys he's shooting at are American. And therein lies the beauty of the movie. Even though Saigo speaks a language that is foreign to me and wears a uniform that means enemy, I was not mindful that he was shooting at my guys. I've seen this done in movies before, but never this well.

Taken together, "Flags Of Our Fathers" (with heartthrob Adam Beach, left) and "Letters" add up to an amazing piece of work. Yes, they're war movies, and yes, there's gore. I don't like bloodletting, but I think it's necessary to depict war in a truthful way. These are not "men's action adventure" films. Not escapist entertainment. They are certainly entertaining for anyone who's entertained by having her heart ripped out, i.e, women. And, yes, there's plenty of action. But this pair of films challenges the viewer to take a risk and experience the lives of other human beings, much the way a memorable book does.

And the artist responsible? These days Clint Eastwood (far left on the set of "Flags") is a well-respected director. I fell in love with him as Rowdy Yates on TV's "Rawhide" back in the 60's, but I stuck with him as he changed the cowboy image from his "spaghetti Westerns" to (left) "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Two Mules For Sister Sarah," two of my all-time favorites. As a kid I probably saw every war movie and Western John Wayne ever made, but he rarely played my kind of hero. I love Eastwood's cowboys. Sexy, cool, quotable (in our house and occasionally in my books) and--extremely important--he walks like a cowboy. And now he's an artist. A genius! The cinematography alone in "Letters" is masterful.

I also have a bit of a "thing" about Iwo Jima. I've been there. My dad was a WW II vet and an AF pilot in the 50's and 60's. It amazes me now to realize that when we landed on Iwo on the way from Guam to Japan (lost an engine on the MATS plane, emergency landing) and toured the island in jeeps, I thought WWII was ancient history. But I think it was 1957--a mere 13 years after the battle. I remember the black sand beaches, the view from the top of Mt. Surabachi, the wind, the ocean, and the fact that no one was talking. We'd already heard about the tunnels, and we'd seen pillboxes and wreckage, and I was aware that my father saw more there than what met my young eyes.

At the time there were no civilians on the island, not much besides U.S. military and an airfield, so it wasn't a great place to be stationed. We only stayed long enough to get the plane fixed--a day--but there was very nearly another casualty on that sad island. As we boarded the huge military transport plane my 3-year-old sister saw Daddy standing on the plane. She ran ahead of our mother and up the steps, which were not pushed tight to the plane, and she fell to the tarmac. Get this--there was no X-ray available on the island. The doctor couldn't do anything for her, so off we went to Japan with my mother and sister crying the whole way. Baby sister surprised everyone on the plane by surviving multiple skull fractures. She's been a survivor ever since.

It's all about viewpoint. Each of us brings something to every story we experience, which is why stories outlive their creators. Every time a person reads, hears, sees a story, something new is created. It's such a wonderful process!

I'd love to hear about movies that shook you to the core and actors that you've been hooked on and followed and never mind forking over the cash to watch on the big screen.